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I don’t know much about the new “Transformers” film, other than the combination of dinosaurs, robots and Dirk Diggler mentioned above. I dislike Michael Bay, so I haven’t seen any of the other films, and their reviews certainly haven’t made me regret my policy.

“Godzilla” made a mint, so we’ll definitely be seeing a sequel or two.

The new “X-Men” movie is coming out on Friday. I’m excited. Or is it “X-cited”? My mutant power is a crappy sense of humour.

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