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Roger Ebert passed away today. It’s a great loss. He’s steered me away from a lot of stinkers and helped me appreciate some great flicks on a whole other level. Thumbs up to the master.

“Jurassic Park” is returning to theatres, newly-3D-ified. I rewatched it last year and was surprised that it didn’t really hold up to the movie I remember from my childhood. I was able to coast on nostalgia, though, so maybe that’ll be enough to buy a ticket.

Google Led You Here: “Wizard Stuff” I’ve got wizard stuff in the back, Internet Searcher. What’re you willing to pay for it?

 

What’s the Joke, Projectionist? Dinosaurs in “Jurassic Park” were played by dinosaur actors and they’ve since had trouble finding work. Not sure if that’s technically a “joke”.