Bliggle blort fnap fnup. (That’s Martian for “LIKE my comic!”)

Speakin’ of Mars, “Total Recall” has a strong opening weekend, but fell behind “Dark Knight Rises”, which is still going strong. I haven’t had a chance to check out “Recall” yet, and since the reviews are mediocre, I’m in no hurry. I’ve been told that it’s just full of lengthy sci-fi chase sequences, which I usually enjoy, so maybe I’ll check it out at the discount theatre.

This Friday, we’ve got the first Bourne-less Bourne movie coming out. I’m feeling a bit overwhelmed by the amount of franchise Jeremy Renner we’ve been getting. He was Hawkeye, he was groomed to replace Tom Cruise in the “Mission Impossible” series and now he’s the new not-Bourne Bourne. Ah well. He’s got charisma and badassedness, so maybe I can stand a few more Renner flicks.

Google Led You Here: “Hungry bums volleyball”. Are you looking for video of homeless people playing beach sports in exchange for food, Internet Searcher? If so, shame on you!