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I didn’t get a chance to see the “Clash of the Titans” remake. I was ambivalent towards the concept for a few reasons. First, I don’t care for Sam Worthington as an actor. As far as I can tell, he’s only been in terrible movies so far. Second, they went with the “3D in post” process that I’ve been warned against. It costs more for a ticket, and it looks awful. Finally, there was apparently minimal robot owl content.
But this new “Wrath of the Titans” movie looks like a movie adaptation of the coolest parts of the “God of War” series of videogames. In the trailer, they’ve got a demigod wielding a lightning bolt while riding a flying horse, and he’s facing off against a sentient volcano. That’s a pretty compelling reason to see the flick right there.
Google Led You Here: “Armond White Cinema Bums” Based on how frequently these search terms appear, I’m now convinced that White is just Googling himself as part of his morning routine.