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Remakes are flying fast and loose in Tinseltown, so it seemed likely that eventually they’d get around to remaking “The General”. In this hip retelling, Jason Segel plays a down on his luck iPhone app designer who inherits his great uncle’s prized locomotive. And then it’s stolen by Civil War re-enactors from the Union side. Hilarity ensures! Be sure to spread that pitch around. I’ll settle for “Story By” credit.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, a fifteenth viewing of the new “Avengers” trailer beckons.

Google Led You Here: “tom hardy punches soundman” I didn’t hear anything about that, but Google has one of my earlier comics as the number one result for that search. Did I unintentionally give rise to a minor Hollywood rumour?